i live in cheap motels and i wear triangle bras.

what i am is freezing freezing freezing so i am going to go submerge myself and wallow in the tub with locke and voltaire.
this weekend i am turning in to a cow!
"like a cow!"
figuratively, of course. i'm not actually growing a leather hide and gaining fourteen tons.
but i say no more, you have to wait and see.!